Slaughter
chronische Wohlfühlitis
Das Weltgeschehen fest im Blick: Condoleezza R. und George W. B.
>
> George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
> China.
> George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
> George B.: That's what I want to know.
> Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
> George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes.
> George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu.
> George B.: The guy in China.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu.
> George B.: The new leader of China.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu.
> George B.: The Chinaman!
> Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
> George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
> George B.: That's who's name?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes.
> George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
> of
> China?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> Middle
> East.
> Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
> George B.: Then who is in China?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Yassir is in China?
> Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
> George B.: Then who is?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Yassir?
> Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
> George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
> George B.: No, thanks.
> Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
> George B.: No.
> Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
> George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And
> then get me the U.N.
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
> George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> Condoleeza R.: And call who?
> George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
> George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.
> Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
> George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
>
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
>
> Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
> George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should
> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
>
> George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
> Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
> China.
> George B.: Great. Lay it on me.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
> George B.: That's what I want to know.
> Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
> George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes.
> George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu.
> George B.: The guy in China.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu.
> George B.: The new leader of China.
> Condoleeza R.: Hu.
> George B.: The Chinaman!
> Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
> George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
> Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
> George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
> Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
> George B.: That's who's name?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes.
> George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
> of
> China?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
> Middle
> East.
> Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
> George B.: Then who is in China?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Yassir is in China?
> Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
> George B.: Then who is?
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Yassir?
> Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
> George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
> China.
> Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
> Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
> George B.: No, thanks.
> Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
> George B.: No.
> Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
> George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
> And
> then get me the U.N.
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
> Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
> George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
> Condoleeza R.: And call who?
> George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
> Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
> George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
> Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
> George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
> U.N.
> Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
> George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
>
>
>
> (Condi picks up the phone.)
>
> Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
> George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
> should
> send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
