Gespräch zwischen Bush und Condi

**Sway** · 20.01.04, 16:29

Hallöchen zusammen,
hab ich heute geschickt bekommen,
fands echt noch witzig

Ist zwar n bischen lang aber es lohnt sich

bis denne sway

A Report from the US Ministry of Justice
When George communicates this happens!!!

George Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What´s Happening?
Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Condoleeza Rice: Hu is the new Leader of China.
George Bush: That´s what I want to know.
Condoleeza Rice: That´s what I´m telling you.
George Bush: That´s what I´m askin you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condoleeza Rice: Yes.
George Bush: I mean the fellow´s name.
Condoleeza Rice: Hu.
George Bush: The guy in China.
Condoleeza Rice: Hu.
George Bush: The new leader of China.
Condoleeza Rice: Hu.
George Bush: The Chinaman!
Condoleeza Rice: Hu is leading China.
George Bush: Now whaddya´ asking me for?
Condoleeza Rice: I´m telling you Hu is leading China.
George Bush: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condoleeza Rice: That´s the man´s name.
George Bush: That´s who´s name?
Condoleeza Rice: Yes.
George Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condoleeza Rice: Yes, sir.
George Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condoleeza Rice: That´s correct.
George Bush: Then who is in China?
Condoleeza Rice: Yes, sir.
George Bush: Yassir is in China?
Condoleeza Rice: No, sir.
George Bush: Then who is ?
Condoleeza Rice: Yes, sir.
George Bush: Yassir?
Condoleeza Rice: No, sir.
George Bush: Look, Condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N on the phone.
Condoleeza Rice: Kofi?
George Bush: No, thanks.
Condoleeza Rice: You want Kofi?
George Bush: No.
Condoleeza Rice: You don´t want Kofi?
George Bush: But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of Milk and then get
me the U.N.
Condoleeza Rice: Yes, sir.
George Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza Rice: Kofi?
George Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condoleeza Rice: And call who?
George Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condoleeza Rice: Hu is the guy in China.
George Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condoleeza Rice: Yes, sir.
George Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condoleeza Rice: Kofi.
George Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone
(Condi picks up the phone)
Condoleeza Rice: Rice, here.
George Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.